who discovered my CDN
Oh wow, you found a public CDN endpoint! Do you want a cookie?
哇哦,你发现我用了CDN!要不要给你发个奖状?
Your "recon skills" are about as impressive as nslookup.
你这"侦查技术"就跟nslookup一样小儿科
I see you sniffing those edge nodes like a raccoon in a dumpster.
看到你嗅探CDN节点的样子,像极了垃圾桶旁翻垃圾的浣熊
Pro tip: The cache headers you're analyzing? They're there because I want you to see them.
专业提示:你研究的缓存头?那是我故意让你看的
When you actually hit origin server, let me know - we'll throw a party.
等你真打到源站的时候,我们一定给你开个庆功会
P.S. Your "cache poisoning" attempts are cuter than a puppy chasing its tail.
附:你那"缓存投毒"的尝试,比追自己尾巴的小狗还可爱
$ curl -I # Doesn't make you a hacker, Karen
会敲curl命令不代表你就是黑客了,懂?
$ cdn_bill --after-attack
> Result: Decreased by 15%
你的"攻击"之后我的CDN账单反而更低了,多谢免费压力测试!